I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.
there’s a rumor going around my school that a girl in choir got suspended for fingering herself in class uh
ur school wins
me before posting something on tumblr: no that could offend someone
drive thru employees
they are sick of your nonsense
I lost my fucking shit at the fish and scared the shit out of my cat!! I am crying!!
this is the exact opposite of a problem
Where is this and when is the first flight there?
It’s Usagi Shima (rabbit island) off the coast of Japan.
Brb moving to Usagi Shima.
one little rabbit catches my eye and it’s because it’s identical to my pet rabbit and everytime I see this GIF I’m just like “what the hell are you doing Roger, get back over here”
IF YOUR BOYFRIEND MAKES JOKES ABOUT YOUR BODY, WEIGHT, EATING DISORDER, RECOVERY, ETC, MAKE A JOKE ABOUT HOW HE’S SINGLE AND THEN WALK OUT THE DOOR BECAUSE THAT IS SOME FUCKEN BULLSHIT AND YOU ARE A BAD BITCH WHO DESERVES BETTER OK OK
keep your friends close, but the people who have a chance at becoming famous closer